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So it was a roadtrip bc Dex is scared of flying. Got it:

So like… was the principal was fine with Phoebe missing nearly two weeks of school or??? Bc it was made clear that Phoebe was a problem kid bc #grief but that being understanding was only gonna go so far

So we’re not gonna find out how Benji dies? Just that it’s a cosmically unfair accident that happened on a Thursday?

273 pages in and we are once again reminded that it’s bad to open someone else’s mail

Benji is his brother. Benji is dead.

August William Dexter is on Dex’s ID. Who tf is August and who tf is benji if he’s not benji

OF COURSE PHOEBE FALLS OFF A CLIFF 🙄

“I have the bizarre urge to thank you” - Violet, post sex. Where getting a condom to Dex finishing was a grand total of three paragraphs

Was his dick that good?

Dude Dex how do you not know what a moonpie is? (And points taken off for Violet as a character for her sub par explanation of what a moon pie is)

Violet doesn’t really know what a passenger princess is but is “ninety percent sure it’s not an insult” - mind you, she’s TWENTY SIX. Like ???