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Jensen Stell
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“Death by a thousand cuts? I think that phrase must’ve been written about teenage girls.”
— Aug 29, 2026 04:10PM
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Jensen Stell
is on page 230 of 384
That statement about Evangeline falling backwards is gonna bite Joni in the ass and she’s gonna be PISSED at Bess. Calling it now.
— Aug 30, 2026 12:37PM
Jensen Stell
is on page 158 of 384
Bess bringing Joni to dinner is fucking weird, why does she have such a grip on her??? Also Nova ate Bess’ ass up by showing her The Room™️
— Aug 23, 2026 12:51PM
Jensen Stell
is on page 131 of 384
The supposed affair with a woman I’m not even sure exists, the missing paddle board after Willa was supposed to have last been seen paddle boarding, the scratch and the remarkably cold public statement…This doesn’t look great for Joni
— Aug 22, 2026 04:35PM
Jensen Stell
is on page 61 of 384
Really digging this so far. It’s like The Secret History meets Gossip Girl or like, Pretty Little Liars. Rich California girls who have it all until it all goes tits up and how they each handle the fallout of the catastrophe paves the rest of their paths forever. Love that shit.
— Aug 16, 2026 02:40PM