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Tomie
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Nvm… best short story so far. Drove a blade through my heart man
— 23 hours, 25 min ago
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Tomie
is on page 169 of 256
Three things
I like Chimamanda’s metaphors sm man
ICB SHE WROTE A GAY MAN WHATTTTT
Most self centered MC ever (Ukamaka) can’t she stop talking about this mf Udenna bruh. Chinedu is an ANGEL im serious
— 22 hours, 21 min ago
I like Chimamanda’s metaphors sm man
ICB SHE WROTE A GAY MAN WHATTTTT
Most self centered MC ever (Ukamaka) can’t she stop talking about this mf Udenna bruh. Chinedu is an ANGEL im serious
Tomie
is on page 118 of 256
This short story was so good I just wish Ujunwa didn’t write like shit. Other than that HOLY SHIT omg.
For starters a) icb Chimamanda actually acknowledged lesbianism b) dude Edward was SO real I wanted to ninja hack kill him c) icb Chimamanda wrote a lesbian character ACTUALLY d) this story is so realistic I could EXPLODE. WTFFFF this was genuinely incredible.
— Aug 24, 2026 01:04PM
For starters a) icb Chimamanda actually acknowledged lesbianism b) dude Edward was SO real I wanted to ninja hack kill him c) icb Chimamanda wrote a lesbian character ACTUALLY d) this story is so realistic I could EXPLODE. WTFFFF this was genuinely incredible.
Tomie
is starting
This genuinely had me googling Chimamanda LGBT on Google bc what 😭😭😭😭 heteronormativity wins again with Chimamanda!
— Aug 20, 2026 01:46PM
Tomie
is on page 100 of 256
I must be fucking stupid. I have so many questions and so little answers. Huh. Are they poly. weren’t they Gay and having an affair. ? What the fuck was the meaning of all of this
— Aug 20, 2026 01:43PM
Tomie
is on page 25 of 256
this was such a beautiful story what the fuck i don’t even know how to process WHATTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!
— Aug 11, 2026 02:37PM