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Tomie
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Three things
I like Chimamanda’s metaphors sm man
ICB SHE WROTE A GAY MAN WHATTTTT
Most self centered MC ever (Ukamaka) can’t she stop talking about this mf Udenna bruh. Chinedu is an ANGEL im serious
— 11 hours, 12 min ago
I like Chimamanda’s metaphors sm man
ICB SHE WROTE A GAY MAN WHATTTTT
Most self centered MC ever (Ukamaka) can’t she stop talking about this mf Udenna bruh. Chinedu is an ANGEL im serious
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Tomie
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Nvm… best short story so far. Drove a blade through my heart man
— 12 hours, 16 min ago
Tomie
is on page 118 of 256
This short story was so good I just wish Ujunwa didn’t write like shit. Other than that HOLY SHIT omg.
For starters a) icb Chimamanda actually acknowledged lesbianism b) dude Edward was SO real I wanted to ninja hack kill him c) icb Chimamanda wrote a lesbian character ACTUALLY d) this story is so realistic I could EXPLODE. WTFFFF this was genuinely incredible.
— Aug 24, 2026 01:04PM
For starters a) icb Chimamanda actually acknowledged lesbianism b) dude Edward was SO real I wanted to ninja hack kill him c) icb Chimamanda wrote a lesbian character ACTUALLY d) this story is so realistic I could EXPLODE. WTFFFF this was genuinely incredible.
Tomie
is starting
This genuinely had me googling Chimamanda LGBT on Google bc what 😭😭😭😭 heteronormativity wins again with Chimamanda!
— Aug 20, 2026 01:46PM
Tomie
is on page 100 of 256
I must be fucking stupid. I have so many questions and so little answers. Huh. Are they poly. weren’t they Gay and having an affair. ? What the fuck was the meaning of all of this
— Aug 20, 2026 01:43PM
Tomie
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this was such a beautiful story what the fuck i don’t even know how to process WHATTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!
— Aug 11, 2026 02:37PM