Melodi Colvin’s Reviews > Tourist Season > Status Update

let’s just get rid of sam 🤷🏾‍♀️

“I trust you,” I finally say. I run my fingers through his damp hair. Press my palms harder to his back. “I mean it.”

“I’m desperate for a taste of you, Harper.”
we are finally so close to a confession i can taste it. one of you will tell the other about ur true feelings or even your true self!! very soon!!!

“I’m crafting-a-corpse, what does it look like? I’m killing this asshole.”

harper and nolan getting closer YES YESYES

hate sex!!!! finally!!!!!! oh my god oh my god!!! now if only nolan would believe the things harper says 😞

“Did you name your woodchipper after the beloved Sesame Street character Cookie Monster and then teach a raven to beg for human snacks made from the people you murdered?”

ok so my guess was right about harper! i’m a genius. but there’s a TWIST omg heheh…

okay! so! started off with a wood chipper (which i was warned about) and i thought okay we’re getting right into it. really curious about harper’s past and i have my guesses so far but i feel like i’m wrong. noah is also keeping me on my toes because i’m not sure what type of victims he goes for so i’ve got my eye on him!