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Noah is 6% done

Wrong. Wrong opinions on music.

— Sep 01, 2026 02:42PM

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Noah is 61% done

just straight up eating cheese and getting into shouting matches at the local pub

— Sep 07, 2026 04:18PM

Noah is 25% done

girl, but what has he done for you latelyyyyy

— Sep 06, 2026 03:12PM

Noah is 18% done

Trauma dumping on the first date is super sexy😑

— Sep 05, 2026 02:58AM

Noah is 12% done

you don't like soup either? Watch out dude, you're about to get cancelled

— Sep 02, 2026 10:05PM

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message 1: by Tracy P. (new)

LOL!!!

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message 2: by Noah (new) - rated it 4 stars

@Tracy: some opinions are just objectively incorrect 😔😔

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message 3: by Tracy P. (new)

Noah wrote: "@Tracy: some opinions are just objectively incorrect 😔😔"

Truer words, Noah. 🥺

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message 4: by Noah (new) - rated it 4 stars

@Tracy: especially when you're tryna say Beyonce's worse lol

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message 5: by Tracy P. (new)

Noah wrote: "@Tracy: especially when you're tryna say Beyonce's worse lol"

Say it isn't so, Noah. Pure blasphemy! 👹

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message 6: by Noah (new) - rated it 4 stars

@Tracy: I know right!?

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