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This is endless infinite void

Oh my god another overbearing terrible woman abusing her man in the lore oh fk surely the author has hated women enough by now. Wtf

"This is going to be a long one" is not a gd excuse for a writer to drop not just the longest gd lore drop but a lore drop overly expanded by a bunch of real earth history that could be better read anywhere else, not to mention steal a bunch of valor from the actual labor movement. Oh my god this is still going on please gd end this stop oh my god ffs this sucks why. It's not even a good recounting of the history

What does it say that "Uzi Jesus" is the first time Carl has noted how offensive the dungeon is?

How many women in this series have "pendulus breasts"?

also, wow the new female character who arrived earlier turns out to be keeping a terrible secret who could have guessed, and she was taking advantage of the poor good-hearted men around her wow this has never happened more then 1 to 2 dozen times before in this series

A Ke$ha joke in 2023. Really?!?

Let's be clear... Having your character recite a bunch of trivia about a TV show isn't comedy. When the other character says 'you're going to lose people' he's right and you should cut that shit out. Isn't there enough lore in this book already to avoid having to add Blue's Clues lore as well?

'crabs are jizzing the fish to death' fk you man

Wow it's sort of amazing that almost all of the first 10% of this book is lore and lootboxes and yet it still takes out a chunk of time to explain that all demon women are exactly like your b*tch ex girlfriend. (It's words!)

yeah it's pokemon now, are you excited because *thing you know meme motion* wooooo at least the haunted sex doll head is still here .... 🤦