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Laziest or most obvious metaphors ONLY. “Surrounds like water” “soothes like a balm” or “it didn’t make sense, like a poem that also didn’t make sense.” This writing blows.

This book imports the names of the Little Women characters just to have a selling point; it is doing nothing worthwhile with the characters or the story

Was this written on the authors first day on Earth? People write autobiographies and tell-alls all of the time. Why would a man writing the story of raising his four daughters suddenly gather streets full of protestors?
Also why is their *father* the one who wrote Little Women and not Jo?? 😵‍💫

I was looking forward to this one but I already feel like I’m going to be disappointed …