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“I should have realized that you weren’t a real wizard when I saw you didn’t have a staff.”
“Lost it in a fire,” lied Rincewind automatically.
“No hat with magic sigils embroidered on it.”
“It blew off.”
“No familiar.”
“It died.”
— Sep 03, 2026 12:28AM
“Lost it in a fire,” lied Rincewind automatically.
“No hat with magic sigils embroidered on it.”
“It blew off.”
“No familiar.”
“It died.”
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“You’re not Death! Who are you?” cried Rincewind.
“Scrofula.”
“Scrofula?”
help 😭
— Sep 03, 2026 12:30AM
“Scrofula.”
“Scrofula?”
help 😭
Alexandra
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“It’ll be comparatively painless.”
“Comparatively? Compared to what?”
— Sep 03, 2026 12:29AM
“Comparatively? Compared to what?”
Alexandra
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“It is forbidden to fight on the Killing Ground,” he said, and paused while he considered the sense of this.
— Sep 03, 2026 12:29AM
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“It could be worse,” he said by way of farewell. “It could be me.”
— Sep 03, 2026 12:27AM