Paulina Rae’s Reviews > Godzilla and Godzilla Raids Again > Status Update

“Ok guys. It’s super important that we keep a total blackout to avoid luring in Godzilla. No lights allowed. Wait- what’s that?! A gas tanker driven by escaped prisoners heading into a petroleum storage facility??? Gosh I hope the police approach in a measured way and don’t cause the tanker to tip, causing a giant ball of fire to bloom into the night sky. Cause that would be bad. And really stupid to read.”