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Esther
is on page 142 of 336
“This is my wife.”
“Yes, sir,” said the waiters.
“My wife.”
“Indeed, sir.”
“Wife’ is rather a nice word.”
“As you say, sir,” said the waiters.
“Wife. Wife. Wife.”
— Sep 04, 2026 09:49AM
“Yes, sir,” said the waiters.
“My wife.”
“Indeed, sir.”
“Wife’ is rather a nice word.”
“As you say, sir,” said the waiters.
“Wife. Wife. Wife.”
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Esther
is on page 131 of 336
“It was not Osric’s wife, given that he did not have one. He did not have a significant other of any kind. He did have a significant irritant, however.”
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— Sep 02, 2026 09:13PM
Gold Star sticker! I love this book.
Esther
is on page 80 of 336
“Have you forgotten that I witnessed your Agonies?”
“An overreaction on my part. I’m prone to those.”
— Aug 27, 2026 09:12PM
“An overreaction on my part. I’m prone to those.”
Esther
is on page 42 of 336
“Do you want to be my sack of potatoes or my bride?”
“Potatoes.”
“Unromantic choice, but you are starchy.” pg. 38
— Aug 24, 2026 08:19PM
“Potatoes.”
“Unromantic choice, but you are starchy.” pg. 38