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Jackie
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If the dude who wrote Song of Songs can get away with telling his beloved that her nose was like a tower, then I suppose this dude can get away with saying his woman was smooth like piano keys.
— 2 hours, 14 min ago
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Jackie
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OK, so it’s pretty terrible what’s happening to this dude right now, but the whole “he’s the legitimate son of President Wilson“ bit is pretty rich.
— Aug 27, 2026 05:37AM
Jackie
is on page 54 of 300
“I … leaned over and put my hand on my knee. My knee wasn’t there.“
— Aug 27, 2026 05:25AM
Jackie
is on page 43 of 300
I like how he uses “candelabra“ as a past-tense verb here
— Aug 25, 2026 11:56AM
Jackie
is on page 30 of 300
Home girl’s standards are about as low as a worm’s belly button
— Aug 18, 2026 07:55PM