Jackie’s Reviews > A Farewell to Arms > Status Update

“…people … love each other and they misunderstand on purpose and they fight and then suddenly they aren’t the same one.”

If the dude who wrote Song of Songs can get away with telling his beloved that her nose was like a tower, then I suppose this dude can get away with saying his woman was smooth like piano keys.

We got a stage 5 clinger, sir.

OK, so it’s pretty terrible what’s happening to this dude right now, but the whole “he’s the legitimate son of President Wilson“ bit is pretty rich.

“I … leaned over and put my hand on my knee. My knee wasn’t there.“

I like how he uses “candelabra“ as a past-tense verb here

Home girl’s standards are about as low as a worm’s belly button

Dude moves fast! No means no, home dog.