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is 41% done
“Wet and salty isn’t on my list of things that I like to eat.” He opened the next one a little harder, and his claw thunked against the metal floor. “I am wet and salty.”
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— Sep 06, 2026 02:29AM
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J
is 96% done
“tucking her fingers into his gills that were warm”
Isn’t that the equivalent of shoving her fingers in someone’s nostrils? 💀
— Sep 07, 2026 05:33AM
Isn’t that the equivalent of shoving her fingers in someone’s nostrils? 💀
J
is 7% done
I can’t stop cackling
Can you imagine turning around and you see a half fish dude ominously staring at you from less than a foot away. A fish man missing an arm, at that
— Sep 05, 2026 07:25PM
Can you imagine turning around and you see a half fish dude ominously staring at you from less than a foot away. A fish man missing an arm, at that