maise’s Reviews > X Marks The Stalker > Status Update
maise
is 50% done
“are you clean?” “yeah of course, i’m in the shower” no bitch she meant do you have an STD 😭😭
— Sep 06, 2026 07:54AM
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maise’s Previous Updates
maise
is 70% done
“is this stance not optimal for stabbing?” “you look like you’re about to lay an egg…” “that will be my signature move. the chicken stance. they’ll never see it coming.” 😂😂😂
— Sep 09, 2026 01:20AM
maise
is 60% done
“clinically speaking, we are insane. but i prefer uniqually compatible forms of damage” 😂😂
— Sep 08, 2026 02:50AM
maise
is 40% done
“you broke into my apartment to COOK for me?” isn’t he just so sweet 🫶🤭
— Sep 05, 2026 03:23AM
maise
is 30% done
“The subjects profiling the observer… that’s statistically UNPRECEDENTED” 😭😭
— Sep 04, 2026 04:02AM
maise
is 20% done
“i’m a gentleman stalker” is his justification is so wild 😭😭
— Sep 03, 2026 12:41AM
maise
is 10% done
“i’m worth watching. this isn’t just a violation. It’s a validation.” OMG SHES SO DELUSIONAL ABOUT TRYING TO JUSTIFY THE CAMERAS AND I LOVE IT
— Aug 31, 2026 07:51AM