William Osborne’s Reviews > Dinosaurs at the Dinner Party: How an Eccentric Group of Victorians Discovered Prehistoric Creatures and Accidentally Upended the World > Status Update
William Osborne
is on page 213 of 338
Comte de Buffon is such a chud (5’5”) compared to gigachad Thomas Jefferson (6’2”).
While Jefferson wasn’t entirely right about his discovery of a massive 8” clawed cave tiger (it was a giant sloth) his heart was in the right place (showing up French “people”).
Jefferson wasn’t correct but Buffon was definitely wrong, and that’s what matters most.🇺🇸🔛🔝
— Sep 06, 2026 09:47AM
While Jefferson wasn’t entirely right about his discovery of a massive 8” clawed cave tiger (it was a giant sloth) his heart was in the right place (showing up French “people”).
Jefferson wasn’t correct but Buffon was definitely wrong, and that’s what matters most.🇺🇸🔛🔝
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William Osborne
is on page 245 of 338
I would also be a huge prick if my name rhymed with ballsack.
— Sep 06, 2026 11:40AM
William Osborne
is on page 59 of 338
Ahh yes, let’s console the French nutsack expert about the mystery fossil we found.
Explaining the earth wasn’t 6k years old to rich religious Victorians must have been hell.
— Sep 03, 2026 01:29PM
Explaining the earth wasn’t 6k years old to rich religious Victorians must have been hell.