N.’s Reviews > Alana: An Epic Post Civil War American Historical Romance > Status Update

my brain and my psyche need cigarettes.

ew.

Whoo! there's a tiny POV switch to a maid character. now the narration can commence.

Content warning for Yankee sympathizers. now, where are my seventy appropriate Doctor Who gifs to depict my endless shock at this plot twist?

It's going okay.

I do hope that this novel doesn't end up with the heroine having a shroedinger's father baby. There's a romance comic that ended like that and I was so mad about it.

Thank you gas station manager and friend. Because of the trough outside of your store, I had found this and a dull gothic novel.

I have no idea who keeps dropping off the book piles or church people keep dropping these books off. But I'll put them in a Ziploc bag, freeze them overnight and read them.

I should learn your name sometime.