eesha’s Reviews > XOXO, Santa > Status Update

GIRL SHUT UP AND PUT HIS DICK IN YOUR ASS IM SICK OF SKIMMING YOUR DIALOGUE THIS BOOK IS GETTING ON MY NERVES. HOW LONG DO WE HAVE TO SPEND ON YALLS WORD VOMIT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 there are less than TWENTY pages left

we're almost done w the book and these guys havent had a conversation knowing each other's identities and ALSO havent fucked???? wasnt the point of this that they fuck?? im not like complaining abt the lack of sex i could not care less but this romance has like zero juice for me to gaf abt it i need like smth of substance and im already over their awful cringe texts.

the idea of telling ur crush that kissing him was just a joke bc ur so freaked out that he hates you now when unbeknownst to you hes been in love with you since yall were like twelve and just took this as the worst thing youve ever done to him in his life ohh blake it's so over for you........its SO over

getting to the uncomfortable age of college romance where im the same age as these guys and iiii dont like that. every time i start to have fun i get beamed with the fact that theyre my age (and ALSO! cannot legally drink yet?) and im like ermmmmm lets cool it on everything.