J’s Reviews > The Bird and the Sword > Status Update
J
is 10% done
“Your daughter will be returned when the enemy is defeated, Corvyn. But if I die, she dies.”
Lmfao. If he dies, she dies. If she dies, her father dies. And he doesn’t even know 😭
— Sep 09, 2026 11:45PM
Lmfao. If he dies, she dies. If she dies, her father dies. And he doesn’t even know 😭
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J
is 80% done
“You will give my child a father.”
*Insert flabbergasted Zara Larason meme*
— Sep 10, 2026 10:50PM
*Insert flabbergasted Zara Larason meme*
J
is 3% done
Amy Harmon does it again! Here I am 3% in and bawling my eyes out
— Sep 09, 2026 10:49PM