richie’s Reviews > The Cadence of Part-time Poets > Status Update

MUNDUNGUS FLETCHER. motswolo you are a genius. wow what a piece of shit guy, also fucking albert. wow, they really went through a lot just to get fucked. at least they got the ‘demo’ out of it. in other news, LOTTIE IS GETTING MARRIED! peter is not happy about it but im hoping he’ll warm up to it. at least for his sister. effie finding out about r&s like that was unexpected but wholesome. lily my genius queen.

… lily and remus bought a purple volkswagen jajaja, THEY GOT OFFERED A RECORD DEAL BUT THE CHAPTER ENDS WITH “and not for a moment did they even consider they were getting scammed” LIKE HELLO WHAT I KNEW IT WAS TOO EASY I JUST KNEW IT. side bar. i miss regulus.

I have so few chapters left of this book and i’m acc DEPRESSED AS FUCK. it’s too good. It might be my favorite book after mixtape now. the boys are living in a flat together + lily, with Marlene and Mary coming along sometimes when they’re not off on a side quest. dorcas and Marlene are also going steady! Kingsley mention as well!! TOMNY IS GOING TO BE A FATHER BRO THAT WAS A CURVE BALL.

GAP YEAR!!!
lily, james, peter, remus and sirius are living in london!!!
HAIL MARYYYY, ME OH MY!! STRING ME UP SO I MIGHT GET HIGH!!

chapter 96. what’s a special one. top 5 for sure. the tape with all their favorite songs was like magic. i truly felt like i was there with them. it’s silly but this is where one realizes the impact of characters you love like your own friends.

CH-CH-CH-CH-CH-CH-CH-CH CHERRY BOOOOMB!!!
hawkings won the tournament!!
remus got a letter from his dad as a last ditch effort to get him to go to school, and admitted him into manchester uni, but he put it inside the time capsule, with the rest of his friend’s memories and chose music.

&&& TRISH AND REG ACC BEING FRIENDS?? my heart. the bisexual james potter agenda has been introduced oh my days. james asking what the difference is? how it feels? curiosity may have killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back (!!!). a/n said that theres only 2 more chapters at school and i’m already mourning it.

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they’ve finished the time capsule!!! their demo is in there as well. i’m so proud of them. THE TOURNAMENT HAS ALLOWED GIRLS TO PLAY!! LOOPHOLE!! marlene mckinnon you trendsetter & james ‘the good’ potter at your service. also sam having a heart to heart w remus at the end was top tier sweet.

so now, all of their friends know including regulus. We’ve made it to the last semester of school before everyone moves to London, Lily got into Oxford, but rejected it (????), and Maura and Peter are back together much to sirius’ dismay.

Remus and Sheila have had it out, it’s not forgiven, but it’s been talked about which is more than they can say for the past 92 chapters of this godforsaken book. Remus finally has a member of his family that has shown affection for him and I love that for him. Sidebar; Peter has finally found out that his two best friends are gay as fuck, and if we’re being honest, James isn’t completely straight either-