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‘you stupid jackass’

‘What rhymes with insensitive?’ I tap my pen on the kitchen table, beyond frustrated with my current task. Who knew rhyming was so fucking difficult?

Garrett, who’s dicing onions at the counter, glances over. ‘Sensitive’, he says helpfully.

‘Yes, G, I’ll be sure to rhyme insensitive with sensitive. Gold star for you.’

😆🤭🤭

so dude bro is talking about returning to his dad’s workshop/auto-shop and this ELLE KENNEDY person thinks this is a good line to represent this scenario?!?!

dude bro: ‘it’s like being sent to the front lines of a war zone.’

GTF OUTTA HERE.