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There was honestly, absolutely no need for this 5 second scene of him “meeting up with the guys” if all that happens is he takes A SIP of his drink, makes ONE comment, and then fucks off to have phone sex
— Sep 11, 2026 01:13PM
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Ally
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Sometimes spelling errors make things so funny, such as Catherine becoming a pirate: ‘With every thrust, I let me eyes close.’
— Sep 12, 2026 02:38PM
Ally
is on page 113 of 294
Why the fuck are you pushing this? She’s fucking told you no
— Sep 08, 2026 07:51PM
Ally
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NOPE I HATE THIS ATTITUDE GIRLS HAVE NOPE STOP TRAPPING MEN IN POINTLESS ARGUMENTS LIKE THIS
— Sep 08, 2026 07:48PM
Ally
is on page 99 of 294
Elliot feels like a primary school student annoying the girl he has a crush on, it honestly is so childish
— Sep 08, 2026 07:38PM
Ally
is on page 66 of 294
So this is meant to take place during the first book, however there is certainly a timeline issue since I was sure Juniper was only in town for like a day maybe two before everything happens, and now you are telling me there’s a week somewhere?
— Sep 07, 2026 07:39PM