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Don’t look up the tag for this on tumblr the top post fully spoils the ending fyi

“As I belonged nowhere on the conventional spectrum of sexual orientation, I allowed people to assume I was heterosexual, and I suppose I was, as all planes are male in spirit, just as all boats are female, and helicopters possess the souls of mischievous children.” I mean is this not just the best book ever written