Chaos_ensuing’s Reviews > Assassin's Quest > Status Update

Honestly I know I’ve barely scratched the surface of Fitz and the Fool’s relationship but like. Idk I think I was expecting it to be more queerbaitey but I feel like their relationship is just… straightforwardly queer, in a way that defies traditional labels altogether. This books views on gender/sexuality/relationships honestly feels more radical than even most modern queer books will let themselves be

I take back what I said about liking Starling, she’s been kinda getting on my nerves since the whole party’s gotten back together. WTF is she jealous for? WTF is she judging Fitz for? Like why are you so obsessed with Fitz anyway, you hardly talk to him and you hardly know each other

Omg what if the white prophets are kinda like the [REDACTED] and they have this kinda generational memory and that’s how they see all the lines maybe???

Starling you literally helped people burn down an entire town, you don’t get to judge Fitz for wanting to kill one of his enemies ‘without even issuing a challenge’. Like come on, do you think everyone else died in a noble duel or something??

I wonder if Robin Hobb has ever been so fucked up she forgot human language because this is exactly what it feels like. These are like the exact thoughts that were going through my own head the time I couldn’t recognize the English language anymore

(I remembered it again later just to be clear)

Omggggggg

Alright I’m starting to get the hype around the fool, he is rapidly growing on me now

God every time we go back to Burrich my heart hurts and I wanna cry 😭

What if the old skill teacher didn’t actually die?? Maybe??

I’m just getting this out there so I can gloat if I’m right but what if Kettle was like a previous generations catalyst?