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I'm just gonna say it: I don't think freezing the pickled onions before baking them in the pie will keep them crispy. If anything it will make them mushier because the ice crystals pierce the cell walls of the onion. Has Terry Pratchett ever tried to eat a defrosted strawberry before?
— Sep 12, 2026 10:04AM
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Jonathan Orme
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This is normally my favorite Discworld narrator, but my word these are some aggravating character voices. Except for Nutt, he's a perfect adorable cinnamon roll.
— Sep 03, 2026 05:53AM