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Jon Krippe
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George had to make certain Sansa beat the bisexual allegations AND HE STILL FAILED WYM THE LADIES PLAY KISSING GAMES.
— Sep 14, 2026 01:27PM
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Jon Krippe
is on page 627 of 1177
The traveling characters constantly run into these ruined castles and burned villages. I have nothing interesting to say here it's just a motif Martin likes.
— Oct 13, 2026 08:49AM
Jon Krippe
is on page 511 of 1177
Did NOT expect to be this interested in Roose Bolton
— Oct 05, 2026 04:30PM
Jon Krippe
is on page 499 of 1177
Davos and Stannis are so GAYYYYYY what do you MEAN your tongue is his to do with as he wishes
— Oct 05, 2026 03:17PM
Jon Krippe
is on page 432 of 1177
Tyrion continues to be the most fascinating character in the series
— Sep 29, 2026 01:50PM
Jon Krippe
is on page 401 of 1177
Can't decide whether Gendry is gay or a disaster or a gay disaster
— Sep 28, 2026 01:50PM
Jon Krippe
is on page 385 of 1177
Maybe the most tender and heartbreaking scene so far oh my god
— Sep 22, 2026 01:49PM
Jon Krippe
is on page 375 of 1177
"When she saw the Usurper's rebel host across the river they were armored all in ice" INTERESTING.
— Sep 22, 2026 01:26PM
Jon Krippe
is on page 372 of 1177
And now we get a translation of valar morghulis... after Arya learned it without a translation... very fun callback
— Sep 22, 2026 01:18PM
Jon Krippe
is on page 349 of 1177
Yeah ok that can't be any more obvious Daenerys is 100% Azor Ahai
— Sep 20, 2026 09:03AM
Jon Krippe
is on page 325 of 1177
OK YES I WASNT MISTAKEN SESBIAN LEX DOES HAPPEN HERE
— Sep 19, 2026 12:52PM