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Henry: Oh, I did. I figured Julia Robert’s in the ‘90s is worth three times as much as I am now. Woah. Don’t laugh at my dumb ‘90s joke! You might accidentally like me.
Anna: Yeah, I might…accidentally like you already.
Henry: Well will you stay then?
Anna: I would have stayed for two thousand.
Henry: I would have paid four.
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— Sep 14, 2026 02:57PM
Anna: Yeah, I might…accidentally like you already.
Henry: Well will you stay then?
Anna: I would have stayed for two thousand.
Henry: I would have paid four.
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Anna: I’m talking about you, American Gigolo.
Henry: Well, she’s definitely not paying me!
Anna: Oh, that’s good. That’s something.
Henry: And Pretty Woman, please, if I have to be a prostitute. I love that movie.
Anna: Me too.
Henry: And what would I even charge, three hundred bucks a night, like Julia?
Anna: Well, that was the ‘90s. You have to adjust for inflation.
— Sep 14, 2026 02:56PM
Henry: Well, she’s definitely not paying me!
Anna: Oh, that’s good. That’s something.
Henry: And Pretty Woman, please, if I have to be a prostitute. I love that movie.
Anna: Me too.
Henry: And what would I even charge, three hundred bucks a night, like Julia?
Anna: Well, that was the ‘90s. You have to adjust for inflation.
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Katherine: You don’t beat around the bush.
Rapp: I don’t see why I should. What, you don’t like me? I’m very likeable. Someone once told me I was affable.
Katherine: What are you doing, Detective?
Rapp: I…don’t know. Seeing you.
Katherine: Is this polic proc—
He kisses her. It’s a really great kiss.
Well. If you thought my office was cool…you should see my bedroom.
— Sep 14, 2026 05:27AM
Rapp: I don’t see why I should. What, you don’t like me? I’m very likeable. Someone once told me I was affable.
Katherine: What are you doing, Detective?
Rapp: I…don’t know. Seeing you.
Katherine: Is this polic proc—
He kisses her. It’s a really great kiss.
Well. If you thought my office was cool…you should see my bedroom.
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Rapp: Henry “saw” you? Come on. Fuck that. You are the most interesting person I’ve met in a long time. You couldn’t be invisible if you tried.
Katherine: Because I have cool skeletons in my closet?
Rapp: Because you’re beautiful and smart and I can see your mind working furiously every time I look at you.
Katherine: That’s a very good compliment.
Rapp: Yeah it is.
— Sep 14, 2026 05:25AM
Katherine: Because I have cool skeletons in my closet?
Rapp: Because you’re beautiful and smart and I can see your mind working furiously every time I look at you.
Katherine: That’s a very good compliment.
Rapp: Yeah it is.
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Henry: Hey, we’re animals. Beasts. Beasts with two backs, right? And we’re attracted to each other.
Katherine: How do you know I’m attracted to you?
Henry: I’m not an idiot.
Katherine: That’s good, because I thought you stole a lizard and chopped off its tail to get me to sleep with you.
Henry: I didn’t steal it.
Katherine: How much was it?
Henry: It was worth it.
Katherine: You have no idea.
— Sep 14, 2026 04:59AM
Katherine: How do you know I’m attracted to you?
Henry: I’m not an idiot.
Katherine: That’s good, because I thought you stole a lizard and chopped off its tail to get me to sleep with you.
Henry: I didn’t steal it.
Katherine: How much was it?
Henry: It was worth it.
Katherine: You have no idea.