Wouter van Noort’s Reviews > Rules for Fake Girlfriends > Status Update
Wouter van Noort
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What was it Nick Nelson said? I'm having a full-on gay crisis? I think that was it. I totally didn't read Heartstopper for Tara and Darcy's relationship.... Nope, not me.
— Sep 14, 2026 04:02PM
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Wouter van Noort
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Brighton was cozy and receptive. It wasn't a space I was born into or a space a parent pushed me into. I found it and it accepted me. So, even if I didn't get the girl or finish the scavenger hunt, I at least had this space to return to. Which left me with a warm feeling inside.
— Sep 15, 2026 07:28AM
Wouter van Noort
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I lay down on the green alone, my blanket a cocoon between my body and the dewdropped grass. I stared at the moon, the image of it lingering in my sight when I closed my eyes. I felt Charlie lie down next to me, her hair brushing my arm as she rested her head on the grass.
— Sep 15, 2026 04:06AM
Wouter van Noort
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But what if this wasn't some little crush I could get over that easily? What if I ended up falling for this girl? Shit.
— Sep 14, 2026 08:44AM
Wouter van Noort
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We sat together on the rocky beach for a while, listening to the seagulls cawing and waves crashing. Despite the fact that I didn't believe in Mom's woo-woo stuff, I couldn't help glancing at this girl next to me and thinking, Maybe this is exactly where I was supposed to be all along.
— Sep 14, 2026 03:17AM
Wouter van Noort
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I felt cold from head to toe. Mom hadn't just left one time capsule for me to find. This was Mom's first scavenger hunt. And it's my last.
— Sep 13, 2026 03:11PM
Wouter van Noort
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Okay, fine. Maybe I also wanted the chance to hang out more with Charlie because she was a... good-looking girl who was funny and who I enjoyed being around.
— Sep 13, 2026 08:53AM
Wouter van Noort
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When she looked up at me, I saw my own surprise mirrored in her eyes. "Charlie?" I blurted out. Apparently, the goodbye on the train wasn't final, after all.
— Sep 13, 2026 01:55AM
Wouter van Noort
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Between keeping my GPA high enough for Columbia and finding what Mom wanted me to find, I didn't have time for dating.
Fake or otherwise.
— Sep 12, 2026 02:04PM
Fake or otherwise.