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Koffins
is 51% done
dude just went on an unprompted rant about talking a princess into an affair with him and dumping her right after getting laid after he thought about catnips and how the one cat who doesn’t like catnip looked so elegant and “wanton” that he wants to fuck her😭😭😭😭
— Sep 15, 2026 08:25AM
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Koffins
is 46% done
by the end of part one i feel dearer to the thomas hudson story than i thought i would be.
you lose someone you truly love, the little boy who was so close to becoming a man and everyone could see it, then he dies of an accident, and then you realize you can read new yorker on the fourth day of their passing. that ending was wow.
— Sep 14, 2026 08:53AM
you lose someone you truly love, the little boy who was so close to becoming a man and everyone could see it, then he dies of an accident, and then you realize you can read new yorker on the fourth day of their passing. that ending was wow.
Koffins
is 46% done
in the end i feel dearer to the thomas hudson story than i thought i would be.
you lose someone you truly love, and then you realize you can read new yorker on the fourth day of their passing. that ending was wow.
— Sep 14, 2026 08:45AM
you lose someone you truly love, and then you realize you can read new yorker on the fourth day of their passing. that ending was wow.
Koffins
is 28% done
my favorite part so far:
normal people: be kind because it’s the right thing to do
hemingway: be kind because being rude doesn’t help you catch a fish
— Sep 08, 2026 11:49PM
normal people: be kind because it’s the right thing to do
hemingway: be kind because being rude doesn’t help you catch a fish
Koffins
is 11% done
reading hemingway and works of other early 20th century male writers has never been easy like what do you mean someone got beat up bc he just wants some mf’s shooting flare guns on the dock to quiet down a bit so his wife can sleep
— Sep 03, 2026 08:30PM