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mallow
is on page 190 of 292
Even if her man wasn’t a vampire what’s wrong with the mom not wanting to leave her kids w someone’s boyfriend lol
If ur babysitting for my kids I should be allowed to control who you bring my kids around the fuck how dare u be offended
— Sep 15, 2026 02:09PM
If ur babysitting for my kids I should be allowed to control who you bring my kids around the fuck how dare u be offended
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mallow
is on page 149 of 292
“I thought you were going to say you were dating a black but you’ve gone one better ain’t you girl”
I hate the south explode
— Sep 10, 2026 12:18PM
I hate the south explode
mallow
is on page 146 of 292
OH HELL NAH DO NOT PUT THAG SHIT IN MY COOCHIE BLARGH
— Sep 10, 2026 12:15PM
mallow
is on page 96 of 292
The pacing is all ova da place it’s like what is even going on
— Sep 02, 2026 03:41PM
mallow
is on page 57 of 292
Wdym “I’m lucky I didn’t have a beard or I’d have it for eternity”??? Is vampire hair made of steel??? It would make more sense to say the hair can’t grow once it’s cut or smth so they end up bald or some shit but FOREVER HAIR is just weird lmao what a weird detail to add to the lore 😭
— Aug 28, 2026 08:02AM