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“You really—memorized the—whole way out?” Cressien puffs between breaths. “What kind of amateur do you take me for?” Eugene stumbles to the landing. “No—don’t answer that.”

Flynn Rider a thief before anything else 🤣 now I'm gonna be looking for that in any Tangled retelling I read

— Sep 16, 2026 01:18AM

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Cress is 77% done

“Good, because I think I’m starting to feel like I belong too. But I wouldn’t without you.”

THATS THE CUTEST SHIT!!!!!

— 9 hours, 27 min ago

Cress is 75% done

People tend to underestimate the power of the stories we tell our children, and the stories children tell themselves. Andreas and Marietta saw something more than just adventures. They saw a dream that was possible because Flynnigan Rider never has to worry about his health or his money.

This!!!

— 9 hours, 36 min ago

Cress is 74% done

And he’d never give up his life now—but until now, he didn’t know it was possible to mourn the one you never got to live.
Marietta Fitz. Andreas Herbert. And the Eugene Fitzherbert who should have been raised on starlight here.
He can add every one of them to what Enver owes.

💔

— 9 hours, 42 min ago

Cress is 69% done

“To give you independence. They don’t want you feeling as if your livelihood depends on their good graces. And, loath as I am to say it, I do see areas where a man of your talents might thrive.”
“Our spymaster is seeking an apprentice. She reports to me, and regrettably, I would be willing to recommend you for the position if you wish it. But only if you cease acting so recklessly.”

We loveeee Cressien!!!!

— 9 hours, 57 min ago

Cress is 69% done

“I’m a commoner and a thief, and apparently my parents tried to overthrow a monarchy. That’s not exactly husband material for a princess. I just figured it was only a matter of time before I was asked to…move along.”

Eugene babyyyy!!!! Noooo.

— 9 hours, 58 min ago

Cress is 64% done

Verette looks to Eugene for backup. He just shrugs. “We’re a package deal. I go where she goes.”

They really are bcuz i can't think of one without the other tbh

— Sep 16, 2026 03:42PM

Cress is 56% done

It may have been a lie, selfish beyond measure. But for eighteen years, it felt true.

This is soo fucking sad!!! My poor baby 💔

— Sep 16, 2026 03:14PM

Cress is 43% done

“I didn’t know they had a son. Still, you are almost exactly like Andreas. He’s in your eyes, your voice, even the”—he waves a hand—“motions. But…I daresay you have your mother’s nose.”

It's always the fuck ass nose 🤣🤣🤣🤣

— Sep 15, 2026 03:27PM

Cress is 42% done

And that’s the worst part, really. He should have known better. He knows how a con works: You sell someone a fantasy. (A family that could make him good enough.) You tell them they can have what they’re missing. (A future with the princess he loves.)

This is making me sad!!!

— Sep 15, 2026 03:19PM

Cress is 38% done

“I can’t imagine you ever getting nervous,” Rapunzel says wryly.
His grin tilts at that. “Really? Because that’s how I feel basically all the time around you.”

Holy shit that's soo freaking adorable 🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️

— Sep 14, 2026 04:40PM

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