Ria’s Reviews > Swordheart > Status Update
Ria
is 69% done
zale is everything............................................. i love the line about them grinning like they ate increasingly bad things ending with innocents or something like that. its so stereotypically attorney but we already spent so much time with them seeing their good side that the attorney side presents more as a respectable skill rather than maliciously sneaky thing and it makes it even more thrilling
— Sep 16, 2026 12:30PM
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Ria
is 81% done
ZALE A GENIUS ICB THE PISS EXPERIMENT LED TO THIS, QED INDEED
— 14 hours, 11 min ago
Ria
is 80% done
oh my god.......... not this magpie.. i can hardly believe she'd willingly give it to him after the fear sarkis shared with her?? even if betrayed?? halla wake upppp and stop dithering idc like omg.. u cant dither safely with these vultures
— 15 hours, 9 min ago
Ria
is 64% done
My last 3 or 4 reads incl this one have all had an oops dead body twist halfway (quite a bit earlier than 64% for this one but this updt is delayed) lol
— Sep 16, 2026 03:59AM
Ria
is 49% done
Im ngl iirc zale might be the best nb character ive ever read. Id pick ffxiv zero ('written' bc of the short stories they release sometimes) except she gets gendered.. and post patch EW zero sucks (slight redemption at enuo trial patch though)
— Sep 13, 2026 10:57AM
Ria
is 43% done
Romantasy has become a foul word but truly forget sjm and the other bad works that have corrupted the mainstream.. this is where its atttttttt.. sjm readers would prob not even get the sexual innuendos but they are so good omg. The scandalous nature inducing uncontrollable giggles throughout type ones. I just want to keep continuing it now
— Sep 12, 2026 12:52PM
Ria
is 19% done
'Woman's built like an hourglass.. the sort that measures 12 hours at a stretch..' adeqhsfj lmafsg
— Sep 09, 2026 08:25AM
Ria
is 17% done
The easy light premise and unabashed trope of it makes me feel so unburdened and glad.. makes me enthusiastic to write more short bits and bobs. i dont yet see the rich worldbuilding but that might come and tbh i kinda like the focus on the two characters atm
— Sep 09, 2026 01:25AM
Ria
is 9% done
It's kinda giving shrek vibes, not the swamp monster literalness but the continuous skit feeling of it all
— Sep 05, 2026 07:19AM