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Thr dumbass fighting lmfaoaooaoooo

ZALE A GENIUS ICB THE PISS EXPERIMENT LED TO THIS, QED INDEED

oh my god.......... not this magpie.. i can hardly believe she'd willingly give it to him after the fear sarkis shared with her?? even if betrayed?? halla wake upppp and stop dithering idc like omg.. u cant dither safely with these vultures

zale is everything............................................. i love the line about them grinning like they ate increasingly bad things ending with innocents or something like that. its so stereotypically attorney but we already spent so much time with them seeing their good side that the attorney side presents more as a respectable skill rather than maliciously sneaky thing and it makes it even more thrilling

My last 3 or 4 reads incl this one have all had an oops dead body twist halfway (quite a bit earlier than 64% for this one but this updt is delayed) lol

Im ngl iirc zale might be the best nb character ive ever read. Id pick ffxiv zero ('written' bc of the short stories they release sometimes) except she gets gendered.. and post patch EW zero sucks (slight redemption at enuo trial patch though)

IM DEAD THEY WANT TO DO A FCKNG PISS TEST

Romantasy has become a foul word but truly forget sjm and the other bad works that have corrupted the mainstream.. this is where its atttttttt.. sjm readers would prob not even get the sexual innuendos but they are so good omg. The scandalous nature inducing uncontrollable giggles throughout type ones. I just want to keep continuing it now

On page 1 and i want to send this exposition to brandsand as an example of how to do exposition........

SHRIEK OF DELIGHT

'Woman's built like an hourglass.. the sort that measures 12 hours at a stretch..' adeqhsfj lmafsg

The easy light premise and unabashed trope of it makes me feel so unburdened and glad.. makes me enthusiastic to write more short bits and bobs. i dont yet see the rich worldbuilding but that might come and tbh i kinda like the focus on the two characters atm

The sudden danganronpa turn is saving the story for me ngl

Gakuen alice hotaru moment when kade started talking from up in the tree.. the general whimsy feels similar and ig the childlike feeling too even if it is about older kids

It's kinda giving shrek vibes, not the swamp monster literalness but the continuous skit feeling of it all

middlegrade aged cast but it really is a ya from the language lmao i wonder if it was chosen to be like that intentionally bc they sort of matured quickly in their portal worlds before coming back

fantasy is such a breath of fresh air... /imagination/

Omg...,.... pip hot?? She is the fire

Girl

I get why she put a hihi have another darkest moment here but istg my heart.. also ravipip is still >
But also love nat shes so likeable from after half book2 on

If they convict pip bc jason took her headphones as a trophy istg

Cheering irl how exhilarating

love that coco being a smart outsider is giving such a fresh pov on magic that she has agott going '... i've never heard of that before' ,, agott's growing respect to coco is even more satisfying than the growing friendship

Washed bc 2 more days to read this before orilium starts and idk how bc of my schedule but am determined... fiction is a lot faster usually than fantasy anyway bc no mystical worldbuilding

It will just be more interesting if rachel also started out as the other woman... even if unbeknownst to her.. how sick if megan then also ended up a nanny for her ex.. hmmmmm idk if this is the way the book will go but it will for sure be drama and fit into the whole dysfunction loves dysfunction

I hope it is tom and that is why the povs are the women from the 3 long relationships he has had.. i hope he was the older guy who megan moved in with while a minor

i hope what i think happened - and mostly by whom - happened to megan.. i am not enjoying the terrible personalities but hoping it at least picks up now with regards to the thriller aspect

I have been stalling for days bc im annoyed theres too little left but fiiiiiiiiiiiiine

Ok but weir's writing voice of choice and grocky is soooooooooo
Like the peak of friendship scenes .. i feel so invested

This fucking powerhousd of fhe cell line got me.. lmaooooo