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"It was as if God had picked up a graveyard, turned it upside down and rattled it, scattering the dead like a child dumping out a box of toys."
— Sep 16, 2026 01:24PM
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Seb
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"Ninety- nine- point- nine percent of all the species that ever lived on this planet were extinct before our ancestors even discovered fire. Extinction is the rule of life, not the exception. Humankind doesn't get a special exemption, Madam President."
— Sep 17, 2026 01:13PM
Seb
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"Skunky: Jeff's word for a superstitious belief that if something didn't feel right, it was bound to go wrong."
— Sep 13, 2026 01:33PM
Seb
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"I don't care if you saved the world once, twice, or fifty fucking times [...] your job isn't done."
— Sep 12, 2026 01:55PM