Joshua Gross’s Reviews > Bloom > Status Update

"The pieces are all falling into place, and Ro realizes that she was so bewitched, she missed a hundred red flags."

You think?

"It’s almost comical, how at her most traumatic and needful moment, a woman still does not have pockets."

It is comical, but men also do not have pockets when they are naked lol

Yes, you most certainly should have seen this coming

Also I knew it was the door to the basement when she described the house layout earlier, I'm so pleased to be right

OMG do not open that door, haven't you ever read Bluebeard??

"She read somewhere once that if you walked through life like you were shooting lasers out of your breasts, you would exude power."

Yes, all of that lack of Internet presence is a red flag! Red flag!

No, you do not 'get' each other, what is wrong with you??

"This is just how I am."

So you have no intention of changing or growing, despite understanding this is a difficulty you have?

I can't think of a worse idea than showing up at Ash's when not invited... She has never seemed like the spontaneous sort and she has those intense boundaries and control issues and told Ro she didn't want help the next few days...