Kristi Payne’s Reviews > How to Bite Your Neighbor and Win a Wager > Status Update

Let’s be honest, if vampires exist, they wouldn’t be the monsters we read about. We just use those stories to help us sleep at night. Vampires would be far more normal, that’s the only way they’d have gone so long undiscovered. And I’ve never understood vampires and zombies killing humans. The end of humanity would mean their starvation and end of reproducing, respectively.