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"Did you enchant my pencil?" I demanded.
"I enchanted all of your pencils," he said, without opening his eyes. "You always have at least one on your person. I knew they would come in handy." He added, as I continued to stare at him, "Well, I can't carry a bloody sword around with me everywhere," misunderstanding entirely.
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— Sep 17, 2026 06:02AM
"I enchanted all of your pencils," he said, without opening his eyes. "You always have at least one on your person. I knew they would come in handy." He added, as I continued to stare at him, "Well, I can't carry a bloody sword around with me everywhere," misunderstanding entirely.
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"Thank you, Em. You have saved me."
"Oh, shush," I said, rendered a little breathless in spite of myself.
"Just think," he said, "if we marry, in all your life you will never have to worry about mice again."
I rolled my eyes. "You found mice, did you."
"In the back of the cupboard."
— Sep 17, 2026 06:56PM
"Oh, shush," I said, rendered a little breathless in spite of myself.
"Just think," he said, "if we marry, in all your life you will never have to worry about mice again."
I rolled my eyes. "You found mice, did you."
"In the back of the cupboard."
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"Emily, there's no point in arguing. He's obviously coming."
"I don't see how that's obvious," I said, glaring at him. Then I paused. "This is because of the coffee, isn't it? That's why you are being so amenable."
Wendell raised his eyebrows in an unconvincing display of innocence. "Hm?"
"You are allowing Rose to come because he makes a good cup of coffee."
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— Sep 17, 2026 06:54PM
"I don't see how that's obvious," I said, glaring at him. Then I paused. "This is because of the coffee, isn't it? That's why you are being so amenable."
Wendell raised his eyebrows in an unconvincing display of innocence. "Hm?"
"You are allowing Rose to come because he makes a good cup of coffee."
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Ariadne screamed. Wendell yelped, "My God!" and snatched the bag of croissants away.
"Good grief," I said. "It's only a foot."
"Only a foot!" Ariadne cried as Wendell said, "Emily," in a scandalized tone.
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— Sep 17, 2026 06:42PM
"Good grief," I said. "It's only a foot."
"Only a foot!" Ariadne cried as Wendell said, "Emily," in a scandalized tone.
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He groaned. "Em, you know I find it nerve-racking when you talk to yourself. What have you figured out, and how will it make this day worse?"
— Sep 17, 2026 06:03AM