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TOES ARE CURLING
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
(No but for real it's such a wacky descriptor of 'ooh I like this' 🤣)
— Sep 17, 2026 03:02PM
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
(No but for real it's such a wacky descriptor of 'ooh I like this' 🤣)
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Max
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Who says I don't enjoy licking myself?
As a cat parent, can confirm, the boys, ahem, enjoy~ licking themselves from time to time 🫡
— Sep 18, 2026 03:37PM
As a cat parent, can confirm, the boys, ahem, enjoy~ licking themselves from time to time 🫡
Max
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Cheesy as Hell but I'm here for it (and yes, my Hell has two L's 🤣)
— Sep 18, 2026 03:13PM
Max
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eehehehehhehehehehhehehehheh
Yesssssss Hunt... Yeeeeeeees... 😈
— Sep 18, 2026 02:47PM
Yesssssss Hunt... Yeeeeeeees... 😈
Max
is on page 738 of 799
HA! I KNEW IT!
Also I'm impressed at how little I managed to have spoiled for me so far, comsidering how much I prowl around the ACOTAR & CC subs on Reddit lol
— Sep 18, 2026 02:28PM
Also I'm impressed at how little I managed to have spoiled for me so far, comsidering how much I prowl around the ACOTAR & CC subs on Reddit lol
Max
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Lmao I decided to pause my reading here a moment and when I turned on my music the first song was Safe and Sound and by the gods, I fucking hope she is, but I doubt it with a hundred more pages to go🤣
— Sep 18, 2026 10:52AM