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Chapter 2:
“Gnomes are short little assholes who deserve nothing but to be trampled to death and to be ripped apart by the feral geese."
I mean… I can agree to this 😂 Between this quote, the AI being a slut for Carl’s feet, and all of this taking place in Hump Town… I already know this book is pure chaos waiting to happen 😂
— Sep 18, 2026 04:49AM
“Gnomes are short little assholes who deserve nothing but to be trampled to death and to be ripped apart by the feral geese."
I mean… I can agree to this 😂 Between this quote, the AI being a slut for Carl’s feet, and all of this taking place in Hump Town… I already know this book is pure chaos waiting to happen 😂
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Sammi
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“Don’t worry. It’ll be fine”
Famous last words before something is not, in fact, fine
— Sep 29, 2026 06:49PM
Famous last words before something is not, in fact, fine
Sammi
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A tavern, in a town of camels, called Toe… Another called Spit and Swallow… and a lizard mob thats part of a reverse-harem… Lovely 😂 Also, Lucia Mar is batshit insane! I have a feeling she’ll be coming for Carl VERY soon…
— Sep 19, 2026 07:04PM
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I can see we’re already starting book 4 off strong:
“If you’re into weird shit, Weird Shit Alley is up against the far wall on the northeast side of town”… with the town name being called Hump Town😂
Here’s for another weird and questionable read 😂
— Sep 15, 2026 07:35PM
“If you’re into weird shit, Weird Shit Alley is up against the far wall on the northeast side of town”… with the town name being called Hump Town😂
Here’s for another weird and questionable read 😂