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LMAOOO HE IS SO FUCKING FUNNY I CANT

i just know this man finna be laughing at her after this confession

“Funny how you loathe me, when the fiends I just collected were grateful—one woman in particular,” he drawls with a mean edge in his eye. “She was more than ready to, how did you say it? Pay the Piper. She was very good at showing her appreciation.”

AHHHHH 😛😛😛

“You’re looking at it like you want to wrap your lips around it.”

YESSSSSS 🤪🤪

“Beneath the infection, you smell . . . sweet.”

oh HELLL YEA

“I knew you were impulsive, but I didn’t think you were stupid.” My shoulders stiffen.
“I’m not stupid.”
“So what do you call trying to toss yourself out five levels up? Genius?”

LMAO their banter is everything

ohhh so that’s your name!!!
how about i nickname you daddy instead? 😌

okay so like.. fuck theo right?

“Was your mother a dog?”
“Excuse me?”
“Is that why you’re such a son of a bitch?”

OH YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT MOTHERSSSSS

“You are a bastard,” I hiss. He only cocks a condescending brow, and lets out a tired sigh. “I think that would be you, Bane-blood. Get in.”

my coochie just moved on its own