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Whitney
is 35% done
The librarian character is working at a school with a visible tattoo that says "I don't WATCH smut...I READ it like a frakking [sic] lady", is a Swiftie, and into Dungeon Crawler Carl. I don't think I could dislike the idea of a person more.
— Sep 19, 2026 10:14AM
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Whitney
is 81% done
Ok, I feel by this point that I was perhaps a little harsh on this book. The main themes are written REALLY well, even though I was taken aback by the wild tone shifts in the beginning. I think I'm coming around to seeing why it's a Newbery contender even though I personally don't love some of the characters or the framing at the beginning of the book.
— Sep 21, 2026 10:51AM
Whitney
is 50% done
"My words...ain't for anyone, and I mean no one, but me."
Gonna be kinda hard to be a famous rapper then, Manny
— Sep 20, 2026 11:21AM
Gonna be kinda hard to be a famous rapper then, Manny
Whitney
is 50% done
The really serious parts of this book are well done. It's just cut with REALLY low brow "humor" to lighten it and it feels so dramatic in how it swings
— Sep 19, 2026 10:45AM
Whitney
is 25% done
Literally EVERYONE in this book is an awful person, except maybe Manny's grandparents and Calvin.
I really think it's irresponsible in a time period when kids are coming out of school unable to read, write, do basic tasks, etc. to reinforce "school sucks and the teachers don't care" attitudes, as well as using slurs for people with mental disabilities. THIS is what people think is Newbery quality??
— Sep 18, 2026 09:52AM
I really think it's irresponsible in a time period when kids are coming out of school unable to read, write, do basic tasks, etc. to reinforce "school sucks and the teachers don't care" attitudes, as well as using slurs for people with mental disabilities. THIS is what people think is Newbery quality??
Whitney
is 10% done
Young boys will love this. Immediately, I don't like it.
Child A is writing lyrics that seem too wise for his age.
Child B is telling his story in Pilkey-esque cartoons full of "middle grade boy humor" that's just gross.
Child C put a quote from DEREK SHEPARD on his notebook, which immediately makes me think he's the worst and probably pretentious.
— Sep 18, 2026 09:23AM
Child A is writing lyrics that seem too wise for his age.
Child B is telling his story in Pilkey-esque cartoons full of "middle grade boy humor" that's just gross.
Child C put a quote from DEREK SHEPARD on his notebook, which immediately makes me think he's the worst and probably pretentious.

