Mike Foley’s Reviews > Kiss of the Black Flame > Status Update

Dnf. Life is too short

Archer: take my hand so i can teleport us to save your friends

Saige: i don't take orders from you

Siiiiiigggghhhhhh just stfu. Your antagonism is literally killing your friends you dumbass

after archer has literally told Saige that he's kissing her to seal a magic deal, twice. Once when he kissed her and once now, saige is literally shocked that he hasn't fallen in love with her. She says "I'm no fawning maiden, I know one kiss does not a lover make". Are you sure you're not a 15 year old maiden?! Because that's some stupid highschool shit, thinking one kiss means they're that into you.

*Saige literally after being magically teleported and archer tells her they don't need horses to travel* "how do you expect us to get there without horses? Do you plan for us to walk there?" And this is why he thinks you asks unnecessary questions you dumbass

Archer says to saige " this ordeal is going to take 10 times as long if you ask this many questions" heh I feel you man, I could say the same for this book.

Let's ignore the weird young adult book idea of sealing a deal with a kiss for a moment. Fmc stupidity yet again takes priority. Fmc says "oh i have to hurry! If i don't escape this prison my best friends will die! Oh what? A kiss with an Azkari? And bind a book for him and he'll save my friends? Hmmmm I dunno, sounds like it would inconvenience me and maybe my friends aren't that in danger while I stall"

Wow! Two stupids on one page from Saige!
*MMC antagonize prison guard, literally says take him instead. The next morning comes, MMC gone.* the FMC asks "who took him?" Um the guards you dumbass. The FMC asks "why did they take him?" Um because he literally told them to, which you witnessed, you colossal dumbass. Fmc even admits she knows who took him but still asks. Damn I already hate her

I see the FMC is gonna be stupid. Seriously? You didn't know the loan shark would target your friends? Oh you thought he would just kill you? Then he wouldn't get paid you idiot. Also, maybe this could've been avoided if ya communicate to your friends you idiot.