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He is so painfully culturally Christian lmao
This is just biblical literalism with more steps
— Sep 19, 2026 08:35PM
This is just biblical literalism with more steps
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Corey
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So the problem here Erich is a fundamental lack of understanding how art works
— Sep 18, 2026 09:03AM
Corey
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I like that every time I look up a claim he makes it easily and verifiably disproven
— Sep 16, 2026 12:42PM
Corey
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"A few specially selected women would be fertilized by the astronauts. Thus a new race would arise that skipped a stage in natural evolution."
Gross Erich!
Also evolution doesn't have stages that's not how it works
— Jul 29, 2026 09:15PM
Gross Erich!
Also evolution doesn't have stages that's not how it works
Corey
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It has been over two decades and we still do not launch ocean liner sized ships from the moon so jot that down
— Jul 29, 2026 09:12PM
Corey
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"We owe it to our self-respect to be rational and objective."
Insane thing for known crazy person and conspiracy theorist Erich von Däniken to say
— Jul 29, 2026 04:32AM
Insane thing for known crazy person and conspiracy theorist Erich von Däniken to say
Corey
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"Am I embittered and worn down by the overdrawn and mendacious critics of the last quarter-century?"
Given how bizarrely bitter this intro bit is? I'd say you are yeah.
— Feb 03, 2026 10:16PM
Given how bizarrely bitter this intro bit is? I'd say you are yeah.
Corey
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It's really cool how apparently he was starting to have doubts about his faith and instead of being normal about it he went crazy insane instead
— Jan 27, 2026 10:27AM
Corey
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If you're wondering "how much of this bullshit can Sam take in once sitting" the answer is 2 and a half chapters I'm taking a break
— Jun 12, 2025 11:56PM

