Janessa’s Reviews > Pink Ink > Status Update

“I swear I need to be tied up like a damn werewolf on a full moon whenever I’m ovulating. I don’t recognize myself.”

Accurate lmao 🤣

“What happened to Jake?”

“Jack…Jake was the one before him. I saw him run up the stairs, and immediately got the ick.”

I got the ick just visualizing it Lmfao 💀🤣

“It’s unprofessional for me to pick favorites, let alone discuss them with you, Miss Sinaga.”

“And discussing methods of dismemberment isn’t?”

LMFAO valid

His brother calls his own 🍆, “Lord Hardwick”

I am dead rn💀🤣🤣 no wonder elder siblings are always annoyed af (felt)

“Other people might bend to your every whim, but I’m not going to give up something I enjoy just because you told me to. If you want a pet to sit and stay put, then I suggest you get a dog. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have an assignment to write. Good night, Mr. Shaw.”

She’s really pissing him off and hey I’m with it. 😏😈🤭

“Other people might bend to your every whim, but I’m not going to give up something I enjoy just because you told me to. If you want a pet to sit and stay put, then I suggest you get a dog. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have an assignment to write. Good night, Mr. Shaw.”

AHHHHH I am giggling. She’s really pissing him off and hey I’m with it 🫦😈🤭

“They say every masterpiece requires a little suffering. I take that literally”

This man is unhinged, but I’m… intrigued? I’m not going to even unpack what that says about me 🫪 LMAO