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Joshua Gross
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Eustace 's story about how they got there and didn't use the rings is concerning
— 12 hours, 35 min ago
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Joshua Gross
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The dwarfs: "Keep it up, boys! All together. Carefully. We don't want darkies any more than we want monkeys or lions or kings"
— 56 minutes ago
Joshua Gross
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Tirian is just full of good advice. To Jill, "if you must weep, sweetheart, turn your face aside and see you wet not your bow string." To Eustace, "Do not scold like a kitchen girl..." This was just after they watched a bunch of Dwarves slaughter a herd of talking horses
— 1 hour, 6 min ago
Joshua Gross
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Wow, a dwarf in the crowd just called the Calormarene a 'darkie', an overt use of racialized language in a series that has often dipped into racism
— 2 hours, 17 min ago
Joshua Gross
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Eustace voices his concern they may have been in a train accident just as arriving in Narnia
— 2 hours, 28 min ago
Joshua Gross
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The invasion and take over of Cair Paravel happened off screen, that was certainly a choice
— 2 hours, 33 min ago
Joshua Gross
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Oh, we got a little more Narnia history, including a mention of King Frank and why everyone thought those islands in Dawn Treader were part of Narnia
— 2 hours, 37 min ago
Joshua Gross
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"This Ginger, Sire- oh, he's a slyboots if ever a cat was-..."
Clearly he hasn't met my cat
— 2 hours, 55 min ago
Clearly he hasn't met my cat
Joshua Gross
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I'm actually with the dwarves on this one. They are told they were being sold into slavery by an ape and a fake Aslan so now they don't want any Aslan or any king and want to look after themselves and Eustace acts like they're ungrateful swine for not giving him a trophy for helping them
— 11 hours, 48 min ago
Joshua Gross
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If there's one thing this book wants to emphasize, it's that Aslan is not a tame lion
— 11 hours, 51 min ago
Joshua Gross
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Tirian is mad at Jill and calling her disobedient when she came there to help him and doesn't really answer to him even if he is king of Narnia and she did a very useful thing finding the false Aslan so Tirian sounds like a dick
— 11 hours, 57 min ago

