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"Oh. My. God. You’re color-blind.”
He looked genuinely affronted. “No, I’m not.”
"Unbelievable. You’ve survived your entire ancient life not knowing you’re color-blind?
That’s a miracle. A genuine, Prophet Musa-parting-the-sea miracle.”
“Ancient? I’m only four years older than you.”
“Yeah, legally, But I have the soul of a whimsical twenty-two-year-old. I’m basically a child bride."
— Sep 22, 2026 04:50PM
He looked genuinely affronted. “No, I’m not.”
"Unbelievable. You’ve survived your entire ancient life not knowing you’re color-blind?
That’s a miracle. A genuine, Prophet Musa-parting-the-sea miracle.”
“Ancient? I’m only four years older than you.”
“Yeah, legally, But I have the soul of a whimsical twenty-two-year-old. I’m basically a child bride."
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