Shakira’s Reviews > Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix > Status Update
Shakira
is 31% done
Okay detention with Dolroes was WAY worse in the books than in the movies and I'm so pissed about this lol. I hated her in the movies but man of man, she gets a SPECIAL kind of hatred in these books lol
— Sep 22, 2026 08:02PM
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Shakira
is 55% done
Sirius is still annoying.
Poor Mr. Weasley.
The way J.K. writes is amazing and her little hints that become big players in the end is fucking pure genius.
— Sep 26, 2026 09:20PM
Poor Mr. Weasley.
The way J.K. writes is amazing and her little hints that become big players in the end is fucking pure genius.
Shakira
is 47% done
Done took y'all long enough, FINALLY someone best Malfoy ass. He had it coming 🤣🤣🤣
— Sep 26, 2026 01:53PM