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Well that was depressing. Im crying. Poor Trent. Oml. A lot happened. I had fun reading this. One book left. 5 stars.
— Sep 22, 2026 10:47PM
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average human
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“Hey, darlin,” Fred greeted Tonks with a wide smile once they all arrived inside the pub. Fred nodded at the rest of them before moving easily from the small booth he had been in to a larger table. “After you,” Fred said, pulling Tonks’ chair out politely.
— Sep 22, 2026 05:58PM
average human
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By the time they called it quits to head to dinner though, she was at least better than Hermione and Draco.
“I heard Hermione’s having a baby?” Sapphire asked after Harry told her that.
— Sep 21, 2026 09:45PM
“I heard Hermione’s having a baby?” Sapphire asked after Harry told her that.
average human
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Yummy
Harry’s eyes flicked over to his friends, catching Neville’s eyes. Neville stood up and waved happily, causing a sudden hush in the hall as the students all turned to look at him.
Fuck.
— Sep 18, 2026 06:25PM
Harry’s eyes flicked over to his friends, catching Neville’s eyes. Neville stood up and waved happily, causing a sudden hush in the hall as the students all turned to look at him.
Fuck.
average human
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Poor Harry oml
Nothing ever changed in Azkaban.
The dementors glided past the cells, their cold auras causing the inmates to cringe against the back walls.
The weaker ones screamed during the day and sobbed during the night.
The stronger ones cried quietly at night.
— Sep 17, 2026 11:04PM
Nothing ever changed in Azkaban.
The dementors glided past the cells, their cold auras causing the inmates to cringe against the back walls.
The weaker ones screamed during the day and sobbed during the night.
The stronger ones cried quietly at night.
average human
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I love this
Severus finally cracked and sent Harry a patronus, asking him to come to his office after his classes ended. Hopefully, Harry would have his cloak. If not, he would undoubtedly be able to summon it.
Arrogant brat.
— Sep 15, 2026 10:56PM
Severus finally cracked and sent Harry a patronus, asking him to come to his office after his classes ended. Hopefully, Harry would have his cloak. If not, he would undoubtedly be able to summon it.
Arrogant brat.
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Severus shook off his bemusement at Nymphadora’s abrupt departure, and cleared the table manually, using the menial task to clear his mind. Amelia’s death, while crushing to lose such a remarkable witch from the world, was unsurprising.
— Sep 13, 2026 02:12PM
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“I’m not going,” Harry said firmly. “Slughorn just wants to be on my good side so he can brag about knowing me when I’m the Minister.”
In a move so smooth that Harry later decided it had to have been pre-planned, all his friends turned and looked at Luna.
And Luna gave Harry a bright smile.
until he felt more aloof.
— Sep 11, 2026 10:01PM
In a move so smooth that Harry later decided it had to have been pre-planned, all his friends turned and looked at Luna.
And Luna gave Harry a bright smile.
until he felt more aloof.
average human
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Ron glanced down the table where Daphne was sitting with Parkinson, her fourth year sister, and a couple of the seventh year Slytherin girls. “Suppose so...” he muttered with another blush.
“Oh for God’s sake...” Susan shook her head and stood up. “Hey! Daphne!”
“What are you doing?” Ron hissed.
— Sep 01, 2026 05:54PM
“Oh for God’s sake...” Susan shook her head and stood up. “Hey! Daphne!”
“What are you doing?” Ron hissed.
average human
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I just saw a comment that said:
“When you first mentioned that there would be a few mcd in this I DIDNT REALIZE THAT YOU WERE GOING TO GO AND MURDER OFF THE MAIN CHARACTER”
And thats pure gold.
— Aug 28, 2026 12:35PM
“When you first mentioned that there would be a few mcd in this I DIDNT REALIZE THAT YOU WERE GOING TO GO AND MURDER OFF THE MAIN CHARACTER”
And thats pure gold.
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And we’re back babes.
“Hey, mate, how was —”
“Don’t fuckin’ talk to me right now,” Harry snarled. He threw his broom on the ground inside the doorway of Invisibility Way, much to Ron and Draco’s befuddlement, and stormed directly to the library.
than Harry thought.
— Aug 16, 2026 07:46AM
“Hey, mate, how was —”
“Don’t fuckin’ talk to me right now,” Harry snarled. He threw his broom on the ground inside the doorway of Invisibility Way, much to Ron and Draco’s befuddlement, and stormed directly to the library.
than Harry thought.

