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Idk why this is marked as read. But i definitely didnt finish it the last time i read it. But im back and excited to be here
— Sep 22, 2026 10:50PM
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average human
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TRY TO DO SIMPLE.
And for my standards the four-course dinner with two options for dessert that I cook entirely from scratch is simple but I’m sure it’s not what Lips was trying to get through to me. When I send her the menu for critiques, she replies something snarky back and I switch my phone to silent so I don’t have to listen to her laugh at me over my obsessive freakout.
— Sep 30, 2026 02:38PM
And for my standards the four-course dinner with two options for dessert that I cook entirely from scratch is simple but I’m sure it’s not what Lips was trying to get through to me. When I send her the menu for critiques, she replies something snarky back and I switch my phone to silent so I don’t have to listen to her laugh at me over my obsessive freakout.
average human
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I love how attentive Aodhen is.
Disgusting. Any specific finger or whichever ones take Aodhan’s fancy?
Diarmuid’s boots make a squeaking noise against the steel bottom of the shipping container as he struggles, the grunts of his coming from behind the gag sound frenzied and enraged but that is quite soothing for me.
— Sep 29, 2026 10:13PM
Disgusting. Any specific finger or whichever ones take Aodhan’s fancy?
Diarmuid’s boots make a squeaking noise against the steel bottom of the shipping container as he struggles, the grunts of his coming from behind the gag sound frenzied and enraged but that is quite soothing for me.
average human
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I feel like I read this whole book. I just don’t remember a single bit of it. But I’m getting deja vu. Like maybe I skimmed it.
There aren’t that many places to speak in private so Atticus drags me to a supply closet.
We walk past Luca to get there, his eyes on us as Atticus swings the door open wide and shoves me in, gently but the hand on my arm is firm.
— Sep 28, 2026 10:10PM
There aren’t that many places to speak in private so Atticus drags me to a supply closet.
We walk past Luca to get there, his eyes on us as Atticus swings the door open wide and shoves me in, gently but the hand on my arm is firm.
average human
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Yuhhh
I love how Avery knows hot suduce
Illi lets himself in downstairs while I get ready but when I start down the staircase, I find Aodhan standing there with him.
Neither of them notices me when I first start down the stairs, a silk YSL clutch in one hand and the other holding the marble railing, but when
— Sep 25, 2026 12:02PM
I love how Avery knows hot suduce
Illi lets himself in downstairs while I get ready but when I start down the staircase, I find Aodhan standing there with him.
Neither of them notices me when I first start down the stairs, a silk YSL clutch in one hand and the other holding the marble railing, but when
average human
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I’m working under the assumption. Atticus and Aodhan are the ml’s. But I’m very conflicted about Luca.
WATCHING Avery’s stiff back as she walks into her giant, empty fucking mausoleum of a house on heels that could kill a man is a special form of torture.
— Sep 24, 2026 11:32PM
WATCHING Avery’s stiff back as she walks into her giant, empty fucking mausoleum of a house on heels that could kill a man is a special form of torture.
average human
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“YOU CAN KILL him or fuck him, the choice is yours.”
My eyes snap to Aodhan’s and his chest is heaving. He didn’t scream once, matter how deep I pushed the knife in. Even with the sweat on his brow he’s still staring at me with clear eyes, like he wants me to do whatever I have to do to survive.
I can’t kill him.
— Sep 24, 2026 03:55PM
My eyes snap to Aodhan’s and his chest is heaving. He didn’t scream once, matter how deep I pushed the knife in. Even with the sweat on his brow he’s still staring at me with clear eyes, like he wants me to do whatever I have to do to survive.
I can’t kill him.
average human
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And we’re back. Im excited. Ive missed this world. Hi Avery.
I think I’m going to fuck Aodhan.
A hand clamps down over my arm and jerks me away from his body. Aodhan snarls but when he looks up he pauses a little.
— Sep 23, 2026 10:04PM
I think I’m going to fuck Aodhan.
A hand clamps down over my arm and jerks me away from his body. Aodhan snarls but when he looks up he pauses a little.

