Will’s Reviews > The Satanic Verses > Status Update
Will
is 65% done
I’m so sorry I fear that I’ve lost the plot so hard that there is no tension nor intrigue at all for me
— 21 hours, 36 min ago
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Will
is 52% done
Starting to understand things a bit more now that we’re treading in familiar territory again
Maybe I’m also more invested now
Or maybe it’s just a part of the book that makes a bit more sense
— Sep 21, 2026 08:34PM
Maybe I’m also more invested now
Or maybe it’s just a part of the book that makes a bit more sense
Will
is 45% done
And god intended to kill her via a cancer of the breast when her only wish was to suckle new life 💔
— Sep 21, 2026 10:23AM
Will
is 7% done
I fear only listening is to my detriment because I have no idea what this guy’s name is I can only hear it as “Chungus” like that chunky Bugs Bunny
— Sep 15, 2026 02:46PM
Will
is 7% done
He ran so hard he found a way to run across the divide of life and death into his wife’s arms 💔
— Sep 05, 2026 09:34AM